Administration Unveils New Strategy in Terror War

Terrorists will be trained as pilots and given planes to fly into buildings

Peter Lee

March 21, 2002

Frustrated by the limited effectiveness and immense financial and human cost of the current “War on Terror”, high-level administration officials unveiled a new strategy to exploit the suicidal and destructive tendencies of modern terrorists.

Dubbed “Operation Enduring Paradise” the program will train hardcore terrorists in the operation of large aircraft and allow them to fly commercial jetliners into the high-rises of their choice.

Addressing the potential moral and legal pitfalls of this strategy, an official close to the White House stated “In terms of money and loss of life it’s not any worse than what we’re doing now. And September 11 wiped out 19 top Al-Qaeda terrorists in one blow. We haven’t achieved results anything like that to date in ‘Enduring Freedom’.”